

Open container laws?  Block the label with a koozie.  
Don't want your hand to get chilly after reaching in to the cooler for a fresh one?  Keep the temperature where it should be, off your hands, with a koozie.  
Wife/Girlfriend on your case about drinking to much?  Cover it with a koozie.  
At a BBQ and you run out of your own beverage?  Hide the stolen drink with a koozie.  
You would be a fool to go anywhere without one.  I know I don't travel without my can or bottle koozie (because you never know what could be in store).  Believe me its a life saver, gotten me out of a couple of jams in the past.  
So next time your out buying shit that you don't really need, get something you should know you need.  and thats a koozie.
Haven a few?  Cover your brew.  With a fucken KOOZIE!
Thank you and drink responsibly 
 

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