Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Raw Meat and Black Coffee

How's your shit bargain bloggers?  I'm hoping your answer is daily and without trouble.  If it was my response would be "Great!", if not my response would be "Start eating better"

That will now segue into my thoughts on how men should eat.  that is right, how FUCKING men should eat.  Us men, we go out, we order our food just like the rest of you, one word at a time and one choice.  Well maybe two..... OK these days some go three.  But I am talking about the one order.

We all get our menus upon arrival at our local watering holes and we skim.  Skim for that eye catching, mouth cumming dish to grab our eye sockets and finger bang them with flavor.  For men this dish involve meats, that is right, meats.  And just like my title reads they are most likely RAW meats.

 

hmmmmmmmmmm, gaze at these juicy raw meats and lose your gourd in the thought of bathing in them. Nothing gets my mouth watering as much as raw meat.  That's a lie, beer.


But that's a different story for a different post.  It is a true sign of a man when he not only chooses a meat meal but when that lovely garson asks how you would like it, all you say is raw.  You'll see the waitress's nipples perk once she realizes she just took an order a from a true man.  congratulations.  

Now when you leave your number on the bill you will have a better chance of her calling.