Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Raw Meat and Black Coffee

How's your shit bargain bloggers?  I'm hoping your answer is daily and without trouble.  If it was my response would be "Great!", if not my response would be "Start eating better"

That will now segue into my thoughts on how men should eat.  that is right, how FUCKING men should eat.  Us men, we go out, we order our food just like the rest of you, one word at a time and one choice.  Well maybe two..... OK these days some go three.  But I am talking about the one order.

We all get our menus upon arrival at our local watering holes and we skim.  Skim for that eye catching, mouth cumming dish to grab our eye sockets and finger bang them with flavor.  For men this dish involve meats, that is right, meats.  And just like my title reads they are most likely RAW meats.

 

hmmmmmmmmmm, gaze at these juicy raw meats and lose your gourd in the thought of bathing in them. Nothing gets my mouth watering as much as raw meat.  That's a lie, beer.


But that's a different story for a different post.  It is a true sign of a man when he not only chooses a meat meal but when that lovely garson asks how you would like it, all you say is raw.  You'll see the waitress's nipples perk once she realizes she just took an order a from a true man.  congratulations.  

Now when you leave your number on the bill you will have a better chance of her calling.


Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Karma

yo ho ho and a blog of rum. I wish..... that would make me randomly talking (typing) a little more fun. However, until Mac gets off its ass and makes technology that will get you drunk while surfing the web I will have to make due on my own.


So.... Karma..... just something I was thinking about on my long drive home from work so I decided to search the term on a search engine (you should stop saying Google as a search term so as not to destroy the company name) and guess what I found. You got it, a Wikipedia page at the top of the list.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karma

Once clicked upon I was able to see what 'the People' of the internet describe it as:

Karma (Sanskrit: कर्म IPA: [ˈkərmə] ( listen);[1] Pali: kamma) in Indian religions is the concept of "action" or "deed", understood as that which causes the entire cycle ofcause and effect (i.e., the cycle called saṃsāra) originating in ancient India and treated in Hindu, Jain, Buddhist and Sikh philosophies.

As you can see it is a term used to describe cause and effect. That is very interesting to me. There is a belief out there that says if you do 'Good' then 'Good' things will happen to you (also works with the polar opposite of Good, which of course is 'Bad') Now this gets me thinking, how are we to determine what is really considered Good and what really is Bad. This in turn makes me reflect on my own life. Not because I believe in some imaginary force (or 'Higher Power') sitting there watching my every move and nodding is acceptance or shaking in disbelief, taking note and planning of ways to counteract my life with equal reaction to my actions and am excited or worried about what the future has in store for me. But I think about it in terms of what I do as compared to others. Which really doesn't get you anywhere because if you are doing what everyone else is doing maybe that means we will all just end up with the same great/shitty life happenings, in my eyes if its great for all then it in turn is just shitty.

You can look back on moments in your life and think, "Oh I helped the old man next door get his mail and newspaper the other day, that must be why I just won $20 on this scratch ticket I just bought." But really? Could those things really be connected in some sort of way that is above us? Outside of our realm? I don't know. No one should say they know. If that belief gets you through the day then more power to you.

I digress, if there really is a thing out there that could be labeled as 'Karma' then I really want to see a majority of people get what is coming to them. Be it good or bad.

For instance, the world of 'Reality TV' that more and more people flock to on a daily basis. If these real life 'People' believe in Karma then they got something coming their way in the future. Take the show 'Toddlers in Tiaras' for example...............


I always need a moment after this show is mentioned. If the 'parents' on that show ever believed in Karma than they wouldn't force their children into those outfits and prance them around an almost baron audience let alone national television. This show makes it so all pedophiles need is a TiVo or DVR and they are set for marathons of underage festivities. I hope for Karma in this case.

I could go on with countless other examples but I'm sure that most people didn't even make it this far into my post without losing interest and moving on to another site. If I am wrong then I thank you. Who knows I may return to this topic just to keep the people thinking.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Secret Treats

Hello you crazy cyber surfing media frenzy blog hopers. I have not posted in awhile (I am sure now most of my rants start off this way) but I recently had people over for some "good times" and by that I mean fantastic times while they were happening and then they were forgotten once awake. oh the crazy life of people with mediocre jobs that give us money to blow.

None the less the beginning of the night started with beer and girls around. I know what you are thinking "Cool" and it was because I had the beer and they were making delicious food to be consumed by a man with munchies later that night. While this was going on I over heard the same term in between my guzzles and that was 'Pinterest'. Now I'm sure you tech savvy internet groupies have heard of this site before, it is a site for the crafty/cooking inhabitants of the web to search 'boards' and 'pin' articles/pictures of nick nacks of 'interesting' things. I don't know if you can tell but this site is definitely geared towards the female population.

Now you have a good idea of what we are working with. During the cooking and the chitter chatter of talks about hidden gems found on this site a very good friend of mine had the idea of a clever treat to make from left over edible goodies and I told her I would post the pictures and information on this blog so she can have some material to 'pin'. Of course I had to have a rant prior to abiding to this promise.

I'm sure this article will be shunned by the inhabitants of this site but regardless it might be an interesting 'pin' to have added to people's virtual flair.

Now for the recipe:

First you must take some crescent roll dough found at any run of the mill grocery store and you apply some kind of spread. In this case peanut butter was used but I would think fluff, nutella or something within that section of the food pyramid would suffice.



Once a perfect layer of goodness is added you can then throw some secret treats into the mix.
This will add a special little spice for your taste buds. For ours we added a Lindt chocolate, I know, we are so naughty.


After this you need to close up the crescent dough and prepare the over. We preheated at 375. I'm sure any temperature will get you the desired outcome but some temps will get you there quicker.


When oven is ready to go you throw these mother f*ckers in and they will come out like this.


hmmmmm hmmmmmm those little buggers look good. Check out the inside of these scrumptious edibles that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your friends faces.


And there you go. done and ready to be consumed. I hope you all enjoyed this random recipe.