Rock, Paper, Scissors

This game has been around for ages and I just want to talk a little about how great it is. If there is ever a need for a quick decision to be made (i.e. who gets up to get something, who has the last of something, who is the better person) all of this can easily be decided in a matter of seconds with a quick game, obviously best 2 out of 3. For those of you that are a little slow the best 2 out of 3 term means whoever wins 2 boughts of rock paper scissors out of 3 games.

Ok now to the fun psychological portion of the game. If you want to stomp beginners at rock paper scissors remember this, always through rock first. You might be wondering why, well that is because rock beats scissors and seeing as scissors is the last item of the three said while playing most beginners will through that first. That makes for an easy 1 towards your 2.

The real tricky part is you have to wonder, does my opponent know this fun fact and will they through paper (which undoubtably beats rock) foiling your 1 victory and allowing them the upper hand (pun intended).

After winning or losing the first bought the rest is up to luck, more or less. So when it comes time to tango in the art of hand battle choose wisely and choose quickly because there is no hesitating in rock paper scissors, or second guessing.

I just became witness to this brilliant ad for visiting vegas, and I would like to share it with all you blog hopers out there. Now keep in mind I have been to vegas and I didn't need creative ads to entice me to go there, but I'm glad I now have a new excuse to go spend my money on inappropriate things. Without further ado here is the commercial.

Just brilliant......

What To Say, What To Say

I decided to search on a search engine the term "strangest thing" and focused on the images that came up. I used Google to search and I know what your thinking "Why say you searched on a search engine and not just say I googled strangest thing?" Well the answer to that is simple, if you use a company name to signify an activity or an everyday phrase then it could ruin the company and force them to not be able to use that word as their name. This happened to companies such as Kleenex, when people started saying "I need a kleenex" instead of "I need a tissue", as well as the company Hoover, when people started saying "i have to hoover" instead of saying "I need to vacuum". I know this dropping of knowledge i just bestowed onto your brain makes your mind seem a little exploded. But be calm with the help of people stopping by stopping the term "googled" there might be a chance.

Ok enough of that back to my "strange things" search.

The first to come up was this "strange" creature.

At first I was like "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" But i have found out what this creature is. It is Blue Dragon, a pelagic sea slug which floats around the ocean on its back (this is a view of its belly) feeding on blue bottles. Very "strange".

Next we have this.

It appears to be some sort of crocheted dog...... yea id say that is "strange".

Next on the items to view was this little treasure.

This crazy feline seems to:

a) Enjoy water.

b) Enjoys swimming with sharks

and c) Both within a bathtub

All extremely "strange things" for a puss puss to partake in.

I guess when Giraffes run they look like they are in slow motion..... "Strange"? I think so.

The final one I will talk about is by far the "strangest thing".

I actually don't think this is "strange" at all. The only thing out of the ordinary here is there are still number tabs left, this is not an everyday thing. Someone wanting to actually get rid of a rubber fist, I mean slightly used? You can probably haggle this person to well under market value, maybe even under manufacturing price. This is a deal people.

We Are All Just PAWNS

I wanted to put a shout out to my friend RyPro and talk about his new clothing line "Pawns". In this tough economic time he decided to rise up again the market and start his own clothing company. It is a lifestyle company that has some pretty sweet graphics as well as fresh ideas. Its just a matter of time before he hits it big and you see all the peeps walking around sporting his wear. As a matter of fact I am wearing one of his shirts as I type. Cheers to you Pro I am behind you in this business excursion all the way, you have my support and my help whenever needed. I hope whoever stumbles upon my blog will take some extra time and check out his company site here is the link and some of his designs to take a gander at.

http://pawns.bigcartel.com/

The shirt i am wearing "Zombie Pauly"

The other shirt I have.

So if you like what you see (which you should unless your dumb) I say go to the sight and tell all your friends. And most importantly purchase some items.

And heres to your Pro (I know your reading this because your the only follower I have).

Koozies

Didn't really know what I wanted to write about today so i decided to go with a topic on a must own item, the koozie.  These bad boys come in all different shapes and sizes in order to fit any beverage you feel like enjoying at the time.  I use these every chance I get.  They not only conceal your drink from the elements it also makes sure that your hand doesn't make any of the contained liquid warmer then it should be.  I know I know they are just little foam or nylon sleeves, but they really aren't.  Koozies truly are a blessing in disguise.  And there are plenty to choose from.

Open container laws?  Block the label with a koozie.  

Don't want your hand to get chilly after reaching in to the cooler for a fresh one?  Keep the temperature where it should be, off your hands, with a koozie.  

Wife/Girlfriend on your case about drinking to much?  Cover it with a koozie.  

At a BBQ and you run out of your own beverage?  Hide the stolen drink with a koozie.  

You would be a fool to go anywhere without one.  I know I don't travel without my can or bottle koozie (because you never know what could be in store).  Believe me its a life saver, gotten me out of a couple of jams in the past.  

So next time your out buying shit that you don't really need, get something you should know you need.  and thats a koozie.

Haven a few?  Cover your brew.  With a fucken KOOZIE!

Thank you and drink responsibly 

Robots Taking Over the World

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Grace, Why Not to Have Children

I was recently visiting some friends and we all decided to partake in viewing the movie "Grace".  This was just an out of the blue movie that ended with gaping mouths and white faces.  

For those of you that aren't familiar with premise here is the preview for your viewing pleasure. 

 So here is a little recap for you.  There is a women that is obsessed with getting pregnant, and once she finally is gets into an auto accident and loses the baby.  This however does not stop her from going through with the birth anyway.  After the stillborn baby is brought into this world she is able to will it back to life by letting it suckle on her teet.  So far this might sound like a sensible plot but it gets even deeper, the baby only likes human blood.  Thats right, you read it correctly, human blood.  I guess it all makes sense seeing as it shouldn't be in this world anyway why not have it wanting human amber juice.  

While sitting through this movie there was a lot of owwwwwww's and yelps while some scenes gave the very graphic sights of both bloodied va-jays as well as ripped breasts.  You however do get to see the glorious sight of a normal boob.  However, it is connected to a woman in her late 50's.  

After spending my 85 mins in aw i realized this movie would be good for one thing.  If your girlfriend or wife ever wants to get pregnant or force a child into your lives allow her to sit and see what could happen.  I promise you it will be awhile, if ever, before they bring that subject back up.  Your welcome my brothers.